nuff said
Note from the meme(???) -- If you can survive to more than 60%, you're pretty far up along the percentile rankings. Yeah, that's like a D-/F borderline, but, this isn't about getting as much as possible. It's about discovering your inner Asian self. And no, you don't need to get at least a 90%, because you parents won't be seeing the score and this won't be counted towards or against your grades. Tag some people and compare your asian-ness.
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ]You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[x] You watch anime
[ ] You obsess with TVBI
[x] You like Korean dramas (I like the ending of Coffee Prince and the Coffee shop.XD)
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone (Squishie! who is on hiatus)
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea
X's so far: 9
[x] You style your hair (well, it doesnt change much)
[x] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster (doesn't everybody?)
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report (now...XD)
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge
X's so far: 18
[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship (we have those?)
[x] You/parents own an Asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[ ] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls. (yes and depends XD)
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted (hell yeah)
[x] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games
X's so far: 27
[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Andy Lau, LeeHom Wang, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school
X's so far: 35
[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[ ] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you clothes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
X's so far: 42
[ ] You know what bok choy is
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[ ] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian
[ ] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[ ] You will eat anything that have their back face the sky.
[x] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are
X's so far: 47
[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[ ] You have or have had a bowl cut
[x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[ ] You eat everything with chopsticks
[x] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[ ] You are applying to an ivy league college
[ ] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone (thankfully no.)
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[x] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[ ] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV
X's so far: 52
[ ] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[ ] You fight for the bill because of face and pride, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[x] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time.
[x] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[ ] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it
[ ] You love steam pot
X's so far: 58
[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[x] You try to force others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[x] You give fruits as gifts
[x] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size/height compared to the Caucasian population
[ ] You have relatives in Canada
[ ] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[ ] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you
X's so far: 65
[x] Every big event revolves around food
[ ] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[x] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[ ] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking
X's so far: 73
Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am x% Asian!
I am 166% asian.
Note from the meme(???) -- If you can survive to more than 60%, you're pretty far up along the percentile rankings. Yeah, that's like a D-/F borderline, but, this isn't about getting as much as possible. It's about discovering your inner Asian self. And no, you don't need to get at least a 90%, because you parents won't be seeing the score and this won't be counted towards or against your grades. Tag some people and compare your asian-ness.
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ]You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[x] You watch anime
[ ] You obsess with TVBI
[x] You like Korean dramas (I like the ending of Coffee Prince and the Coffee shop.XD)
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone (Squishie! who is on hiatus)
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea
X's so far: 9
[x] You style your hair (well, it doesnt change much)
[x] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster (doesn't everybody?)
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report (now...XD)
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge
X's so far: 18
[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship (we have those?)
[x] You/parents own an Asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[ ] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls. (yes and depends XD)
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted (hell yeah)
[x] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[x] You play video games
X's so far: 27
[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Andy Lau, LeeHom Wang, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school
X's so far: 35
[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[ ] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you clothes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
X's so far: 42
[ ] You know what bok choy is
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[ ] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian
[ ] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[ ] You will eat anything that have their back face the sky.
[x] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are
X's so far: 47
[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[ ] You have or have had a bowl cut
[x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[ ] You eat everything with chopsticks
[x] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[ ] You are applying to an ivy league college
[ ] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone (thankfully no.)
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[x] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[ ] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV
X's so far: 52
[ ] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[ ] You fight for the bill because of face and pride, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[x] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time.
[x] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[ ] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it
[ ] You love steam pot
X's so far: 58
[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[x] You try to force others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[x] You give fruits as gifts
[x] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size/height compared to the Caucasian population
[ ] You have relatives in Canada
[ ] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[ ] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you
X's so far: 65
[x] Every big event revolves around food
[ ] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[x] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[ ] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking
X's so far: 73
Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am x% Asian!
I am 166% asian.


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